Eastern Conference Predictions

Before you read the predictions, just know that a follow up post explaining some things will come later on.




Atlantic Division
1 Boston Celtics- 61-21
3 Philadelphia 76ers- 52-30
6 Toronto Raptors- 44-38
New Jersey Nets- 33-49
New York Knicks- 24-58

Central Division
2 Detroit Pistons- 61-21
5 Indiana Pacers- 45-37
8 Cleveland Cavaliers- 39-43
Chicago Bulls- 35-47
Milwaukee Bucks- 34-48

Southeastern Division
4 Orlando Magic- 51-31
7 Washington Wizards*- 42-40
Atlanta Hawks- 33-49
Charlotte Bobcats- 33-49
Miami Heat*- 30-52

*- indicates inability to statistically analyze.

ESPN Hits New Low

What's up people? My name is Dustin, I'm new to the blog, and I help write over at Bleeding Blue and Teal, a Seattle Mariners blog. Yes, I am from Seattle... This is my first post, hope everybody gets a laugh outta it!

I wake up, turn on the TV. Normal start to a typical day in the life of Dustin. I watch OTL, and laugh at how retarded ESPN sports analysts are.

Then comes the twist.

Scrabble pops up on the Comcast TV Guide. I then ask myself, "How is this a sport?" But then I remember that golf is on TV, curling has made television appearances.

The next question...

What else is going to appear on ESPN? The following are my guesses/hopes

• Competitive gardening
• Bracelet-making time trials
• Speed hiking
• Weiner-dog (Dachshund) racing...Which I think my dog could win, by the way.
• The 2010 Olympic qualifying trials, just because...
• Endless Paid Programming shows, with Michael Phelps as the host
• Morgan Freeman reading excerpts from Curt Schilling's blog, found here.

Yeah, that is about it...