ESPN Hits New Low

What's up people? My name is Dustin, I'm new to the blog, and I help write over at Bleeding Blue and Teal, a Seattle Mariners blog. Yes, I am from Seattle... This is my first post, hope everybody gets a laugh outta it!

I wake up, turn on the TV. Normal start to a typical day in the life of Dustin. I watch OTL, and laugh at how retarded ESPN sports analysts are.

Then comes the twist.

Scrabble pops up on the Comcast TV Guide. I then ask myself, "How is this a sport?" But then I remember that golf is on TV, curling has made television appearances.

The next question...

What else is going to appear on ESPN? The following are my guesses/hopes

• Competitive gardening
• Bracelet-making time trials
• Speed hiking
• Weiner-dog (Dachshund) racing...Which I think my dog could win, by the way.
• The 2010 Olympic qualifying trials, just because...
• Endless Paid Programming shows, with Michael Phelps as the host
• Morgan Freeman reading excerpts from Curt Schilling's blog, found here.

Yeah, that is about it...